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@garfiald honestly this is amazing. was this a spectated activity? because it's very difficult to imagine anyone accepting this premise without collective pressure

@garfiald "in the locker rooms," of course... the libidinal liminality of it all

@garfiald making the lads lick my shaft or they're gay — the maddest prank of them all

@byttyrs oh this was definitely a group effort with a bunch of lads chanting "shaft or gay"

@garfiald somehow this makes me think of a sin-cleansing ritual. like one boy is designated to be the Banisher of Gay by performing an inversion in ritual space of the logic of the outside world, and if he fails the other boys are still safe — HE'S just gay

explaining the "logic" of ridiculous homophobic cis boy games 

@nuttgodd @garfiald y'all think they ever play Shaft or Gay in the House of Lords? just for old time's sake?

@garfiald see, my personal experience of this kind of thing was the brief fad during the senior musical for Gay Chicken. but Gay Chicken doesn't have "... or you're gay" attached, arguably one of them HAS to lose or they both "lose" by just straight up gay making out or whatever

I was allowed to participate exactly once. I tipped his chin up and he was Out

@byttyrs @garfiald i played so much gay chicken in college jfc how did anyone ever think i was cishet

Cw: uhh... Hm. "Not-gay" magic? 

Cw: uhh... Hm. "Not-gay" magic? 

Cw: uhh... Hm. "Not-gay" magic? 

Cw: uhh... Hm. "Not-gay" magic? 

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@garfiald actually i found a good example of life in the boarding house the other day. lemme find the pic haha (don't worry it's nothing worrying)

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