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nothing reminds you of how fucking dystopian advertising is better than when companies put out ads saying "our services are COMPLETELY SAFE and you have NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT"

@garfiald and then a quick text scrawl saying side effects include:

coughing, sneezing, bleeding form the eyes, mesothelioma, nausea, blindness, sudden explosions, highly combustible farts, depression, double depression, right-wing opinions, cop apologism, Sudden Glove Syndrome, projectile diarrhea, projectile vomiting, aging, de-aging, acne, warts, a need for glasses, fear of being followed, schizophrenia, a vague sense that a shark will jump out of a glass of water and eat you, (1/45)

Also food labeled as made with 100% real ingredient

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