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looking forward to my future career as a poet. only way i can get anything published is as an independent contractor for the Disney-Amazon-Netflix corporation. my poems are still inscrutable nonsense, but now they're technically part of the Dumbo extended universe

@garfiald DAN (tm) for short.

Watching something spicey? Hot DAN!

Watching something religious? God DAN!

Watching actors receive praise? DANny Awards!

When will you place your DANtal appointment?

Get our merch, DAN fan!

@garfiald honestly the biggest problem with poetry is its lack of franchise opportunities

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