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its been two years!!! please!!! i need something to complain about!!!

are they announcing both nobel prizes for lit at the same time this year? if so, fuck that shit, i dont want to have to wait until october to bitch about the winner

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my witch gf got herself a new book of spells. just saying so you all know not to fuck with me on here

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last time i was up at this hour i was coming back from a nite out

you know who else is playing tonight? a band called Colonel Spanky's Love Ensemble. thats how you know itll be worth getting caked in mud and shit

my friends response to seeing pro green tonight: 2 of them think its amazing, 2 of them are absolutely fucking shitting with rage, and 2 of them said "who?"

while bbc weather is optimistic, rating chances at 25%, accuweather says 60% and that one is much closer to having cum in the name so im ready to get fucking disgusting with mud on this occasion

rain is still forecast for like all of today. so that's absolutely sick and perverted

why does it always tell me "E A Sports. Tsinthegame" like do you think i dont know. thats why i turned the game on in the first place

you think you cant challenge me, you little queef? dont you know that i am shitting, pissing, sweating, and cumming clout out of every orifice and pore in my body AS WE SPEAK

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