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How to steal bread 

Bread have a "best by: date" tag.
Steal a more current tag
Put it on your bad bread.
Try to return that bread cuz it looks like it went bad before that date.

An even more sure fire mode is:
Buy bread after your old bread went bad.
Keep your receipt!
Switch the tags.
Now you have proof that you bought the moldy bread recently.

(A bread tag is the lil plastic clip that keeps the bag closed)

This Works! Demand your fresh bread! They will give you better bread if you do this!!!

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