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y'all. with the tumblr migration, there are going to be minors on your instance. so CW your nudes as "nude", CW your porn as "porn" and CW your genitals as "genitals".

it's a courtesy to the minors on your fediverse, and to everyone else who doesn't want to see your improperly or unclearly CW'd dick pic. "nsfw" is too vague.

we’re all just ex-emo kids tryin to make it in this post-emo world

This Works! Demand your fresh bread! They will give you better bread if you do this!!!

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How to steal bread 

Bread have a "best by: date" tag.
Steal a more current tag
Put it on your bad bread.
Try to return that bread cuz it looks like it went bad before that date.

An even more sure fire mode is:
Buy bread after your old bread went bad.
Keep your receipt!
Switch the tags.
Now you have proof that you bought the moldy bread recently.

(A bread tag is the lil plastic clip that keeps the bag closed)

How to get fresh bread if yours went bad 

Bread have a "best by: date" tag.
Steal a more current tag
Put it on your bad bread.
Try to return that bread cuz it looks like it went bad before that date.

An even more sure fire mode is:
Buy bread after your old bread went bad.
Keep your receipt!
Switch the tags.
Now you have proof that you bought the moldy bread recently.

(A bread tag is the lil plastic clip that keeps the bag closed)

I'm a centrist in that I fall somewhere between a Marxist-Garfieldist and Anarcho-Saraist

parse that sentence n00bs

Remember, children, its valid to be gen z!
All millennials are adults now.
Make gen z entirely your own thing!

Rx, food, drugs, mh- 

I have shit to do today but I cant get myself to eat and I cant take my ritalin on an empty stomach and at this point it might be too late anyway.
And I'm fully out of thc products so I cant initiate a Must Eat Now feel.....

some of y’all really be like “you’ll never know true oppression till someone calls your kink creepy on the internet dot com 😔”

Meds, bullying, mh 

I use to have a Seriously Awful anger problem as a school kid.
Ppl would tease me and say "take a chill pill" and like YEAH I fucken needed those! Dont tell me that unless you're offering, gd!
I mean like. Att I didn't know they were a real thing I needed so I would just cuss them out.

Mood, sad 

Real "sad that my dad is shitty" hours

I don't want to live in California anymore but I have none of the resources I need anywhere else!!!

Remember, children, its valid to be gen z!
All millennials are adults now.
Make gen z entirely your own thing!

@c0debabe netflix paid M O N E Y to keep friends and thru all them good shows away.

assholes

Mood: sad 

I really don't want to have to Eat A Meal with a stranger who
1) I Have to make a good first impression
2) will not give me drugs.

I'm happy my mom is dating but what if he thinks I'm shit and it creates tension for them. What if I don't like him but he becomes an obligation in "my" "life"

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