Ghoul Hobbes @gayhobbes@mastodon.social

Whenever I see gay people post about Kate Bush I have to double check to remind myself that she's the singer who loves Theresa May and yep I am always right and I hate it https://www.theguardian.com/music/shortcuts/2016/nov/29/theresa-may-kate-bush-biggest-fan

Jaddy issues (jeans shorts daddy issues)

Paying @matt a guinea per word he says into my phone to make English Siri have a non BBC English accent

Pronouncing the Boston Celtics with a hard K to annoy people who purport themselves to be Irish

When you realize how fuckin boring everything was before the invention of things to distract you from being bored all the time #justanprimthings

When women STILL won't fuck you even though it means the death of the species #justanprimthings

When you die of an easily treatable infection because you can't even find simple table salt #justanprimthings

Bab3: The Pig Comes Back

Real accidentally stepped on a snail outside hours who's up

*second post* HEY WHAT UP FUCKERS WHO LIKES TO EAT ASS

*first post after fucking up seriously and getting clobbered for it by multiple people* H-hey boy h-who here likes airline food? I mean it's fine...if you do....never mind.

Is @nuttgodd the new @jzs42069??

Also just so this isn't a vague post: yes, someone blocked me for making a sexy/lewd joke and no I thought we were still joking. I respect their decision and do not harbor any ill will about it. I'm also totally fine. I just wanted to make sure everyone else knew.