Ghoul Hobbes

Whenever I see gay people post about Kate Bush I have to double check to remind myself that she's the singer who loves Theresa May and yep I am always right and I hate it theguardian.com/music/shortcut

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Jaddy issues (jeans shorts daddy issues)

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Paying @matt@radical.town a guinea per word he says into my phone to make English Siri have a non BBC English accent

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The Ghost of Communism

Fascism, cry for help 

Sorry for my absence. I'm fighting fascism right now. Things are serious in Brazil. A black man was murdered, stabbed 12 times while the murderer yelled the name of the fascist candidate. A girl with a t-shirt against the candidate was kidnapped by 3 men, who beat her and draw the Nazi symbol on her with a knife.

We are forming a resistance. However, Brazil needs you. We are afraid. This is a cry for help. Search for news about Brazil and share them of you can, please.

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Ghoul Hobbes

Pronouncing the Boston Celtics with a hard K to annoy people who purport themselves to be Irish

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When you realize how fuckin boring everything was before the invention of things to distract you from being bored all the time

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JD☭Brown

cishet is pronounced "si-shay"

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toot goof

[looking over the most recent climate report] so what this is saying, in essence, is that if we kill a couple dozen CEOs, we can have all the beef we want

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Ghoul Hobbes

@buttcannon I disagree, you post at least as good as...whoever is a prolific poster here.

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Ghoul Hobbes

When women STILL won't fuck you even though it means the death of the species

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When you die of an easily treatable infection because you can't even find simple table salt

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Maeve

Uruguay transgender rights bill advances 

#Uruguay #transgender rights bill would guarantee rights to "free development of personality according to their chosen gender identity, irrespective of their biological, genetic, anatomical, morphological (or) hormonal” aspects." telesurtv.net/english/news/Uru

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Jacie "The" Chicken :heihei:

b4be: this time it's personal

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Ghoul Hobbes

Bab3: The Pig Comes Back

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Real accidentally stepped on a snail outside hours who's up

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Ghoul Hobbes

*second post* HEY WHAT UP FUCKERS WHO LIKES TO EAT ASS

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Ghoul Hobbes

*first post after fucking up seriously and getting clobbered for it by multiple people* H-hey boy h-who here likes airline food? I mean it's fine...if you do....never mind.

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Ghoul Hobbes

Is @nuttgodd@radical.town the new @jzs42069??

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"The Cool S"

hey what up i'm queer as SHIT it's a goth gf SELFIE 

it's an old pic but WHATEVER

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Ghoul Hobbes

Also just so this isn't a vague post: yes, someone blocked me for making a sexy/lewd joke and no I thought we were still joking. I respect their decision and do not harbor any ill will about it. I'm also totally fine. I just wanted to make sure everyone else knew.

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