slörps mcgee @gayprotagonist@mastodon.social

im hungover and look like shit so this'll be gone in ten seconds but

lowdown on my muses:
aymeric: gentle earnest politician too heroic and repressed for his own good
dezhrean: prima donna elf prince who's a gay disaster and flirts with monsters

and i am exhausted bc of the adrenaline that surged thru me at that conversation

for future reference i am a multi shipping bastard

i love dying

yeah u cant pass thru the gates of judgment until the quest "coming to ishgard" which is straight up homophobic

fun lore shit you only find out from crafting and gathering leves:
- there was a really weird plague that swept through the brume
- aymeric really fucking loves birch syrup in his tea
- he also issued a mandate that everyone in ishgard should learn how to fire a bow
- some dude said in a leve request that aymeric would be disappointed in you if you failed, which sounds fake considering youre the warrior of light and he would die for you

crying in the club

URURUGHGHGHGH HIS FAAAACE THEEEEEEERE

when edmont just casually calls aymeric his son >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

WHOOMP THERE IT IS

i can do susex in my sleep at this point, i havent done lak and byakko enough and i havent even so much as looked at tsukex

i rly dont enjoy farming any of the sb ex trials............ idk why i just dont like the mechs

i LOVED sophia's tilt shit so i've been sad ever since bc nothing can really compare

its wild being a tank main with anxiety bc tanks are ostensibly in charge of everything in xiv.... even if the healers have us by the d*cks

just added to the ffxiv crash course doc: "a senior clergyman takes a young girl hostage [...] what happens next will warm your heart"

hell brain keeps chanting "kill yourself! no one likes you! kill yourself!" and im tired

murder child would be fun but so fucking niche . no

hell brain: app selim
me: alright shut the FUCK up

I WOULD DIE FOR LAN FAN

the reason why i HAAAAATE being considered tangentially related to drama i never participated in & try to learn what happened is bc ppl hold me accountable for it even tho it had nothing to do with me.

it makes me come off nosy but i feel like knowing what's going on helps me get over ppl just straight up fuckn dropping me for even being tangentially related lol

i have two more replies to do but im almost done with fmab

i have four pending replies but aymeric was working overtime for like five days and now he wont wake up