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everyone who followed me lately is going to regret their decision due to the sheer overwhelming gay loneliness i post

should i

- a, move back to bofa.lol even though i think i dislike it for some reason i've already forgot, or

- b, move to girlcock.club because i like the name even though i don't have an account there

look i'm just going to say that all of y'all replying to this post immediately with high numbers don't count for the sake of my sanity

how high do you think we could count without fucking up? i think pretty high if we checked carefully and worked together. i'll start

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boys look someone tried to draw a girl but wasn't good at drawing

i feel like my eyebrows look too masc but i realize i have no idea what makes eyebrows "fem"

White people be like "we have coochie at home"

PALPATINE: Did you ever hear of Games?

ANAKIN: No?

PALPATINE: I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.

today i accidently swallowed my estrogen and tried to dissolve the spiro under my tounge. didn't work praticularlly well

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