i came back and the entire website was on fire what drama was there?? why did everyone leave in december to trash.social and then come back

i cant deal w/ all yall moving and i basically left so my twt is lexmaxine and so is my ig

she took duplicates of my genetic material in the cellular division

gender is a scam invented by bathroom companies in the 1960's in order to sell more bathrooms

Hey, gamers. It's me, Todd Howard with an important announcement. Fallout 76 was all an early April Fools' joke. To help us release the REAL game, Fallout: New Vegas 2, all I need is your credit card number, the expiration month and year, and the three digits on the back.

i want u all to know that when i was 14 i thought sappho was a greek goddess

someone literally in my mentions not understanding that *gunshot* *gunshot* *cash register noise* is an old meme from a MIA song

the people on this site constantly sit on the line of either trying too hard to be funny or having a basic misunderstanding of what a meme is

following someone back right after they follow you is the equivalent of someone’s hand brushing yours and you just fucking grab it and hold on to it and I am here for that

look at this gorgeous baby! they give me a regal vibe! I love their ears, and their pattern!

my toot that said “i really like this mastodon upgrade where they just dont show me content” didnt send and im sad

i just wanna *gun shot* *gun shot* *cash register noise* watch jurassic park

goddd i just wanna pink blog in peace without some kinnie trying to start drama with every second person on my dash

She👸 Took💍 My😔 Emojis🔪 In😨 The 🚓 Divorce ⚰️

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