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Shout outs to the people putting politics behind CWs. That's not why I come here, but it is why I left birdsite.

If you aren't using CW for that, well, flabdad is judging you a little bit, and wishes you would.

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If your spouse doesn't draw boomer caricatures of you in MS Paint, are you even really together?

Hey instance-jumpers, how easy is it to make the transition? Debating switching to fosstodon.org

I got called a Fascist for saying I hated Disturbed's cover of Sound of Silence, AMA

Writing 👏 like 👏 this 👏 makes 👏 it 👏 hard 👏 to 👏 read 👏

The last 24 hours have been:

- Work from midnight to 5 AM because my datacenter had a fire.
- Sleep 3 hours
- Work 5 hours in the office cleaning up aftermath from the fire.
- Sleep 3 more hours
- Group therapy with my mom for her drinking problems
- Eat, walk dog, mundane tasks
- Do MORE work because backups are failing and fuck if I know why.

*mutter something about uptime while crawling through air ducts*

You never "find" time, but you can always "make" time.

the shining is the best scary movie ever made and it’s not close.

finally masto offers a sequel to the childhood feeling of an entire forum getting locked or deleted by the admin

Puppy with the zoomies is a lot less endearing when its outside and its poring rain and he's pouncing in the mud and its also midnight when everyone else in the house is asleep and you have food on the stove and you're trying to be quiet but there's a muddy puppy flying all over and you don't even have a towel handy.

This is my actual life. And I wouldn't trade it for the world.

Follow @Ghast for the best candy corn memes this side of the Mississippi.

Unrelated I feel like "this side of the Mississippi" is a phrase that needs to make a comeback.

I got Slay the Spire as a birthday gift and it is a shitload of fun, holy shit.

Having a patrician's evening on after spending the day cleaning the garage and grocery shopping like some kind of domesticated mad man.

Pic related, me_irl

I am "this country's going to hell" years old.

password generators are shit because they have to rely on the random number generators in your computers and software that the NSA obviously controls

the most secure password generator is putting a cat on your keyboard because nobody knows what the hell those devils think, not even the NSA

"In praise of dials, toggles, buttons, and bulbs."

Great collection of images and pictorials of the above on a wide assortment of control panels. (via kottke.org)

control--panel.com/

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