Having a patrician's evening on after spending the day cleaning the garage and grocery shopping like some kind of domesticated mad man.

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So I told a buddy of mine about the missus getting stung by a bee and he sends me this and its so cute I can't even.

Post your phone wallpaper.

I don't care how edgy you think this is.

If your spouse doesn't draw boomer caricatures of you in MS Paint, are you even really together?

Talking to people who won't use Mastodon because of the term 'toot' makes my think become the big think.

It may be but since my cat passed away this year, all I have to share is tired doggen.

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