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current status: wondering where i put my old (like pre 2010) documents.thought they were in my nextcloud, but no. also not in old google drive. ๐Ÿค”

dear , which is the best online planning poker app you know of?

practice guitar/singing in the bathroom. MUCH better acoustics, you'll like your voice a lot more.

"Why don't they use liquid luck to make more liquid luck"

Checkmate JKR

current status: cancer free for 3 years today ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช

After retiring from the FBI, Agent Mulder decided to keep a low profile.

After retiring from the FBI, Agent Mulder decided to keep a low profile.

Motherfuck the GasBuddy privacy policy at gasbuddy.com/Privacy:

If you access the Service through a mobile device [...] we will also automatically collect information about your driving habits, including, but not limited to, driving distance, speed, acceleration and braking habits (collectively, โ€œDriving Dataโ€). Such collection occurs even if you are not logged in to the Service. [...] GasBuddy may share your Driving Data as described [...].

Oh nice, scanning directly to Nextcloud! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช

a poszt amiben kijelentem hogy "gonba", รฉs sajรกt kรฉszรญtรฉsลฑ animgifet is bevetek. amรบgy egy kirรกndulรกs fotรณit mutatom be: lipilee.hu/2018/09/24/drie-gom

can't exactly explain why any more, but Therapy? is still one of my favorite bands, since i was like 15. and now they have a new album out. my day is made!

Raining the whole day so far ๐Ÿ‘‰ "I'll not be running today in this weather ๐Ÿ‘‰ eat a huge lunch ๐Ÿ‘‰ feel like a manatee ๐Ÿ‘‰ sun just came out ๐Ÿ‘‰ feel like a regretful manatee (but will run eventually)

IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT MASTODON?

lmao - love masto, always open-source
omg - our mod @Gargron
wtf - welcome to fediverse
imho - instance moderation & hosting opportunities
smfh - so many furries here
idgaf - I decentralized; gotta avoid facebook

status: heating season has started in .nl ๐ŸŒง๏ธ ๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ ๐Ÿ‚

need a distraction so: boost this & i'll handwrite one of your toots.

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