me: i'm gonna use this site!!!!!!!! it's kinda dead but i'm gonna use it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me:

living with me is having to deal with me putting bread dough in the bathroom so it can rise without temperature intervention

sndbSVDHSB the tts tries to keep up with everything so in the federation tab she's just speaking really really fast

what
what
what
i looked at the local tab on the tootdon app and a tts is reading the posts as they are posted and there's an nsfw bot posting in there so the tts just keeps saying "sex dating minus" (cus like there'd be the caption and then a "-[link]")

why do i keep yawning really hard every 30 seconds when i don't even feel tired

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i had to. fix that last toot cus i typed "surgewy" and R's aren't allowed in this society

:blobcat: HEWWO WEWCOME TO SUWGEWY NUWSE PASS ME THE SCAWPEW SO WE CAN BEGIN *INTENSE SCREAMING* :blobcat:

call me problematic but i prefer... the light themes over night themes........ except for discord for some reason ?

the dilemma of "do i post this to twitter or mastodon"

oh that's so blessed........... instead of tweeting, on here you toot

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