The cynical translation of Alex Hawke’s press release is they are buying time until everyone gets relaxed and comfortable again and then they’ll quietly ship the family back offshore.

Cynical yes? Accurate? Probably.

He’s great and all….

….but sometimes I listen to Nick Cave lyrics and wonder if the manatees in the Family Guy writer’s room found a sideline.

I need to find someone new to back channel with anti-corporate shitposts and antarctically sardonic comments during FYIs

I am “too lazy to track hours-old, hyper-localised memes back to their source” years old

If there is one thing you can say about the individual MPs that make up the Australian Government, it is they are well practiced at not knowing.

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I watched the Snyder zombie movie and I felt exactly like Michael Bluth after looking in the pigeon bag.

"What is my salary ask? That's a great question......but you can just excuse me while I go to the bathroom. Sorry!"

<sounds of running>

"Yeah, the project is going well. Should be delivered on time...hold on, I just need to go check on the steamed clams."

It'll be like when the adorable but slightly klutzy protagonist accidentally accepts dates from two boys at once and has to run back and forth keeping them none the wiser. Hilarity will ensue!

Booked a initial interview with an internal recruiter for today...except its actually tomorrow.

When I am supposed to be in the office.

Good News: my manager has already resigned so he won't care.
Bad News: my new manager will be up from Hobart.

I'll make it work. Somehow.

Some people are glass half empty. Some are glass half full. Some will slide over a filthy cup with a dribble of piss at the bottom and will yell “Full to the brim of Dom! How you like dat?”

I wish I could go back and tell Sad Me Having Chemo "Buck up. In 18 years there will be a deadly pandemic and you'll be able to get vaccinated earlier than usual because of this."

I'm being told, by wikipedia, there is also a Gin Gin in NSW and it also seems to be lacking a locally produced gin.

Gingin (WA) has a gin distillery, but as far as I can tell, Gin Gin (QLD) does not. If this still holds when I am able to retire, I pledge to rectify this grave error.

Five episodes deep into Behind Her Eyes on Netflix and I get the same feeling I got fromThe Kettering Incident. Looked up the final episode….nooooooope!

I asked for something involving computers because I was still working out if I was interested in them, which in hindsight is hilariously adorable

...so they sent me to be a shop assistant at Dick Smith

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