deadgar @gilmae@mastodon.social

I will never not be mad when I see this pattern. I assure you, I have my own identity outside of my job. There are only 37.5 hours a week during which I will pretend to give a shit about the company I work for.

Nope, apparently not.

My Christmas came early; a colleague made a burp from my weird-arse imagination a reality.

There is no Public Good, no Commons, that FAANGs will not choke to death.

For when your empty ritual needs to be even emptier.

Found a use for those ridiculous bags Hellofresh send you

I am the 1%.

Because even alcoholics need breakfast

Our cats won’t play with any of the expensive toys we buy and aren’t that into nip.
But every fortnight @samplecoffeebar sends them the best toy ever.

Highly recommend https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2020/07/caffe-shakerato-italian-shaken-iced-coffee.html

D has joined the Insane Clown Posse.

Very slow cooked lamb shanks and barley stew, with a passion fruit honey whisky sour.

I’ve almost made it back from my trip to Sydney today. My travelling companion seems not so lucky. Haven’t seen him since an hour or so ago.

My new keyboard arrived.

One day I want to create my own OS that uses | as line endings.

“One of them is upside down,” I said, and for a brief moment she believed me.

Poutine, inspired by an old Hartsyard recipe book.

That sauce!

Not just one accessible parking spot, not two....five.

I’ve spent my weekend well.

The importance of following the plan.