deadgar @gilmae@mastodon.social

For when your empty ritual needs to be even emptier.

Found a use for those ridiculous bags Hellofresh send you

I am the 1%.

Because even alcoholics need breakfast

Our cats won’t play with any of the expensive toys we buy and aren’t that into nip.
But every fortnight @samplecoffeebar sends them the best toy ever.

Highly recommend https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2020/07/caffe-shakerato-italian-shaken-iced-coffee.html

D has joined the Insane Clown Posse.

Very slow cooked lamb shanks and barley stew, with a passion fruit honey whisky sour.

I’ve almost made it back from my trip to Sydney today. My travelling companion seems not so lucky. Haven’t seen him since an hour or so ago.

My new keyboard arrived.

One day I want to create my own OS that uses | as line endings.

“One of them is upside down,” I said, and for a brief moment she believed me.

Poutine, inspired by an old Hartsyard recipe book.

That sauce!

Not just one accessible parking spot, not two....five.

I’ve spent my weekend well.

The importance of following the plan.

The weather taking a cold turn has had it’s usual way with me: run down, headache. And I always forget it’s coming until it hits.

Curing with fat and salt.

I vastly overestimated how much coffee I would need during our civilisation’s afternoon. So I am making an awful lot of cold brew coffee,m to use it all up.

Slow roasted lamb shoulder last night equals shepherds pie tonight.

A song the Apple ML algo has decided to place in the weekly “upbeat music” playlist, and is there a more High Goth track in their entire catalogue?

Next week should feature something wrist-slashing off the Pornography album to really complete the cognitive dissonance.