deadgar @gilmae@mastodon.social

I'm being told, by wikipedia, there is also a Gin Gin in NSW and it also seems to be lacking a locally produced gin.

Gingin (WA) has a gin distillery, but as far as I can tell, Gin Gin (QLD) does not. If this still holds when I am able to retire, I pledge to rectify this grave error.

A Regularity #BlackHolesCollectiveNoun

https://twitter.com/qikipedia/status/1387369503038885888

Five episodes deep into Behind Her Eyes on Netflix and I get the same feeling I got fromThe Kettering Incident. Looked up the final episode….nooooooope!

I asked for something involving computers because I was still working out if I was interested in them, which in hindsight is hilariously adorable

...so they sent me to be a shop assistant at Dick Smith

https://twitter.com/BrittMezher/status/1385130089839415296

Comrades, imagine if, like, those platforms you say you mourn had in fact never stopped existing in other guises but they aren't popular because they aren't how people wanted to use the Internet.

No doubt Roberts-Smith will be hounded with the exact same malicious vim and vigor that Witness K and a Bernard Collaery have enjoyed.

My Indian co-worker told me how to pronounce the name of Hindi New Year and when I repeated it she said “you got it” but her eyes said “Yeah, close enough, Skippy.”

Anyway, Happy Ugadi

Australians. We like to imagine we're a bunch of larrikins, irreverent, thumbing our nose at authority, and straight shooters. In that world view, taking the PM down a notch is Peak Australian.

But really, Australians are the troopers, not the swaggie.

https://twitter.com/couriermail/status/1378077057813377026

Definitely in the first 50 against the wall.

https://twitter.com/SnellArthur/status/1377551858324111362

Good to see C Uhlman holding up the proud tradition of holding the government of the day to account via the art of the Dorothy Dixer.

An entire audience sighs in quiet resignation as it realises the horrid reality, it turns out one man was _not_ in Brisbane after March 12th. #afl #AFLCatsLions

Yes. I do. Unreservedly. If I had an iota of moral fortitude I would stop using your services _because_ I believe it.

https://twitter.com/amazonnews/status/1374911222361956359

I dunno, let's ask Beyonce. Or Taylor. Or Billie.

https://twitter.com/NickSynodis/status/1374548377136861185

He's basically the "How do you know someone is a vegan" joke in human form :-)

https://twitter.com/thelittleidiot/status/1374372252179779594

*sigh* The people who act like Sydney ends at Newtown will make hay with this, I guess.

https://www.smh.com.au/national/parramatta-river-breaks-its-banks-flooding-powerhouse-museum-site-20210320-p57ci5.html

How good is ineptitude?

I mean, ffs, imagine making me think "Sure, Gladys is another fucking tory who would sell Central Station to a property developer spiv if she though she could get away with it, but at least she's effective in a crisis."

I nearly laughed out loud yesterday when I saw that Australia is apparently going to be supplying last mile logistics for vaccine supply in South East Asia . They inept idiots can't even manage that in Australian capital cities.

I'll never understand how otherwise sensible people could suggest that the Australian federal government could be perceived as having done a good job on Covid when they spent months being dragged into doing anything and were already screwing up vaccine delivery.