god's favorite mistake @girlswithteeth@mastodon.social

promoted tweets telling me vague Breaking News Rauner's Administration Is Falling Apart headlines as though this state hasn't been slowly crumbling for the past two years

idk what mood this is but I wanna base a fictional religion off of it

I have a couple succulents that aren't supposed to withstand a hard freeze but came back to health after my greenhouse heater died last january. and what are mammals if not shitty inferior succulents

animals die irreversibly in the blink of an eye while plants take ages to wither & can come back & back & back if you coax them just right

alyosha talk got me thinkin about how fleshy animal life seems so much less vital to me than plant life.. flesh dies so quick & is just waiting to rot..

how have y'all been so thoroughly immersed in fucken, Vore Culture I'm a grown adult & idk what any of this is about

mmmmfrghrfgrhghrhfhhh I'm gay

that beardless jesse thorn pic is going to haunt me for the rest of my days

there's no reason for any man to have that much beard

no offense but looking at jesse thorn's beard makes me want to die

I haven't drawn in a thousand years but she drew my orc now I gotta learn to draw her orc https://mastodon.social/media/WVXkJ5XxutR4uN88T_I

danika told austin "your friends at the table thing is pretty asmr" & all I could think of is maelgwyn's fucking death rattle

I wanna....... go to ireland..............

austin got killed by one TaakoTV

if I streamed like..... old monster factorys one day would anyone hang out with me

catching up on b&bg & godDAMN ump up the jam NEVER gets old

I wanna like. have more conversations with online ppl but I can't get past that if-they-wanted-to-talk-to-me-they-already-would-be thing

sometimes you go to work & your shitty boss isn't there it's just you & your coworker & she asks you to help her taste the gin & you chat about telescopes & then you listen to some good lesbian podcasts & mondays are good actually

SCREAMS why do all the radfems have radfem overwatch urls & why are they all over my posts all of the time