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Hello guys new profile picture, I'll put it back to normal, uh... Honestly I'll probably forget anyways.

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big bad meanie-head words Show more

light suicide talk & life stuff Show more

light suicide talk & life stuff Show more

RT Show more

I’ve found a new and interesting exploit for crashing iOS devices, still working on the very latestestestest™️ iOS 12.1 beta.

:yoshi: :bongoCat:
Oh hi Yoshi, enjoying the bongos?
:yoshi_eat: :yoshi_tongue_mid: :yoshi_tongue_end: :bongoCat:
Wait! No, Yoshi, stop!

Meanwhile, the EU has voted to kill the Internet as we know it and possibly aid in creating an even bigger surveillance machine in the process.

Civil disobedience is the way forward on this one. We redouble our efforts to create decentralised alternatives and if they’re deemed illegal by this myopic legislation, so be it. Fuck ’em. We go to jail if we need to.

If you had any illusions that the battle for personhood and human rights would be easier in our age, think again.


alexa: playing despacito
photoshop: open
memes: illegal
yup, it's jail time!

gaming headset: on
knuckles: cracked
memes: stolen

yup, it's gamer time

don't you hate when you say "this is so happy Alexa play Africa" but it starts playing Despacito instead

Meta take. Of course its about wilw. Everything is. Show more

Cronch Cronch Mothercroncher! 😤

( cw:mug <-> donut diffeomorphism )

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