@Benhammersley are you authoritarian ("now! because I said so!"), communist ("we'll all lie down together"), or codependent ("you can have another fifteen minutes if you tell me I'm the best Daddy ever")?
@yoz thanks, man. I did, and it was great until it started giving internal errors after the first few follows. Code is hard, eh?
@gnat have you tried https://mastodon-bridge.herokuapp.com/ ? It's far from great, but it's a start
Not fooling anybody.