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new alignment chart just dropped
Honey I shipped the kids.
@em You're problematic, mr Grinch
La Croix is french for natty lite
"Holy fucking shit I love the suburbs" - my mom 30 years ago.
Clipart is memes for boomers
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ps I see lots of people sharing that “camera malfunction” tweet, check who tweeted it (spoiler: it’s a right wing guy making shit up)
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More like ripstein amirite
The Boys & Girls Guide to Getting Down with the Clown.
World's coolest dad: "listen - I'd rather have them freebasing under my roof than out on the streets."
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"Cis scum"? Do you kiss your non-binary partner with that mouth?
My favorite M. Night Shyamalan movie is "She's all that"
Switter is LinkedIn for sex workers.
Be sure to checkout the ABC's best new summer sitcom "dril tweets".
Why read a toot when you could pop a pill
Where have the dark net markets gone to ???
Doug Benson's act but he reads toots instead.
HONEY GET THE CHUTNEY
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