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man why are men so /bad/ at taking lewd pics
like, my dude.
i'm sure your dick is nice. but don't put it front and center like it's some kind of medical diagram you forgot to put the labels on. wtf.
show me the rest of you too. you aren't a disembodied dick so stop taking pictures like you're a disembodied dick.
AND CHECK THE LIGHTING TOO
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I...I....I just found out they make foot-shaped fleshlight. Like a disembodied foot with a coochie at ankle height
The names Eliana and I was a mistake
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