I just saw a crow chasing a seagull.

The seagull sounded pretty stressed

I only take Lyft lines when I'm drunk enough to pretend to be social.

I literally bought all the ginger beer at a liquor store.

Incredibly disappointing to see that WJAR is owned by Sinclair now. youtube.com/watch?v=hWLjYJ4Bzv

T H I S I S E X R E M E L Y D A N G E R O U S T O O U R D E M O C R A C Y

I wouldn't say it's raining right now. It's more like the air is wet.

My favorite after work pastime, going home and just sitting.

Can't wait to die of a daylight savings induced heart attack

A bigger Tacos Chukis just means a longer line.

Went to the Seattle Public Library today, got a library card, and borrowed a book.
Current mood: youtube.com/watch?v=BezT0aygaQ

I pooted some toots about me right before this one.

hello, world

Here's my last blog post about the (unofficial) Signal client I'm working on for Windows 10 (mobile and desktop!) blog.golf1052.com/signal-for-w

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