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me: dont sound too mushy or youll lead them on for no reason
also me every single message: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😳❤️❤️❤️😖❤️❤️❤️😍❤️❤️❤️👉👈

theres this bitch who cant go 5 seconds without trying to start an argument and its taking me everything to be a decent person and not respond with the same passive aggressive shit they say

god please bless me with a hideous femboy BF

found my password time to continue spewing incomprehensible garbage once every 5 months

me see cute baby yoda. baby yoda hold koolaid. me know koolaid!! me know star wars!!!!!! me like cute baby yoda star wars because me recognize koolaid starwars

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sometimes i wish i had ppl to talk with on here but then again it defeats the purpose bc this is my screaming nonsense and brain diarrhea account

i felt so heated over baby yoda that i had to dig through old password books just to find my log on info for here

im probably just soulless but baby yoda entices some kind of primal rage in me, it just feels so disingenuous and manufactured

when i look at it i imagine some corporate people behind the scenes like yes...the 20-something year old twitter users with funko pop collections are gonna gif the shit out of this

if i posted this on twitter i would be crucified but it must be said: bowser is not hot. i've seen artist's renditions of bowser that are hot but bowser himself is not hot.

but of course ill do it anyways because i am a pisces

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friends asking for me to draw them stuff for their birthdays when they havent done shit for my bday for all the past years

has anyone tried to cancel pokemon yet for having james be an obvious gay stereotype

i hate that i saw this as an ad on twitter and i immediately thought it was some advertisement for a new furry convention

omg someone on toyhouse is trying to sell a character whose name is literally a racial slur but i dont think they know that LOL oh god should i tell them

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