At least I can say that the older I get, the better I get at picking eggshell bits out of a bowl of freshly broken eggs.
Look. I respect Conan. But Conan was wrong. What is best in life is a rice cooker that cooks your rice in under 20 minutes.
Working on a new secret creator-owned comic series and another new secret creator-owned project. This is good.
Increasingly disgusted by Twitter's ongoing failure to ban Russian bots. Gonna really try to spend less time there, the same way I'd try to avoid sleeping in a hotel with bedbugs. https://twitter.com/nytimestech/status/965764234041810950
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a writer on deadline and thus may seem distracted and distant
But I still love you
I was fortunate enough to be able to work on a moving story by @van_jensen for an upcoming anthology, Where We Live, curated by @JHWilliamsIII. I hope you'll consider giving their Twitter account a follow(if you're on twitter!) and picking up the book when it comes out.
Update: Two of those pitches have been APPROVED. The third is UNDER SERIOUS CONSIDERATION. The fourth is TOTALLY UP IN THE AIR. Not bad!
that discomfited feeling when the ground turkey which is far from its expiration date nonetheless smells a little... strong