The lightning port on my iPhone collects lint faster than the fastest belly button collects lint. #iphonerechargingproblems
Just realised that the person who's in the thing looks so much like the person who's in the other thing because it is in fact the same person! #showbiz
Rule of thumb: the more captchas you have to solve, and the more often you get asked to verify "suspicious logins," the better your #infosec is working. Surveillance systems get real pissy when they're not able to surveil you like they expect
I've been shopping around for storage quotes and they're ALL like "Just £50 a month! Plus insurance! And a security deposit! And you have to buy your own padlock and you have to buy it from us and we won't tell you how much! Here is your full quote! Just £80 plus weird confusing added extras! Do you still want to buy? It's only £100! Come on, this £120 deal won't last forever!"
Contrast this with all the hundreds of things in our lives that we actually use, yet nobody bothers to tell us when they stop working. #UX
I thought it was annoying that my Android phone is constantly trying to prompt me to use voice-activated search. Last night I realised what's REALLY annoying is when voice-activated search stops working at 5am and the phone repeatedly beeps to tell you.
"Hey, I know you've never used this function, but what if tonight's the night you suddenly decided to Google something by talking in your sleep?"
I am Freya Kitteh, the new cat in town. I love belly rubs and head scritches. And I love sleeping next to my humans heads and purring loudly in their ears. Purring so loudly that I wake them up. I also like to flomp down at the top of the stairs, nearly tripping my humans up, and demand belly rubs. My interests are:
It's mystery plant time again! Gardeners of Mastodon, what is this lovely plant I saw today? #gardening
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