Ugh. I just took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide detector because the beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick. Now, where's my advil?
I've only stolen twice in my life. Once was when I took a leek in the produce department. The other was when I lifted a utensil from the restaurant. That was a whisk I was willing to take, though.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?