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Joseph Hall @groundh0g@mastodon.social

Ugh. I just took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide detector because the beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick. Now, where's my advil?

I've only stolen twice in my life. Once was when I took a leek in the produce department. The other was when I lifted a utensil from the restaurant. That was a whisk I was willing to take, though.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?