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A haiku about getting out of bed:
No no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no
@WelshPixie Mine is pretty similar, but also gets the mortgage paid.
No no no no no
No no no no no no no
Fine, dammit! I'm up.
@groundh0g ours is more accurately;
Cats will you please hush!
Can't you feed yourselves by now?
Oh goddammit, fine!