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When the umbrellas go up, the masters come out to play ☔️

#RulesOfF1 #F1 t.co/gA5Wjkblgr

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The sign at a cutlery store and sharpening service reads, WE SHARPEN ANYTHING!

"How much to sharpen my katana?"

"Sorry, sir. That's considered a weapon. We don't do weapons."

*glares are the display of very large knives*

"A weapon, eh? Hmpf! Who knew?"

*walks away laughing*

A Tweet thread about one example of how Brexit will be a trainwreck twitter.com/i/moments/93196743

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When you cut your drafted kicker because he misses field goals, but his replacement misses field goals badly in games, I start to wonder if the problem is you and not the kickers, Tamp Bay Buccaneers.

Loving all of the guys trying to excuse Cam Cameron's foot-in-mouth moment from yesterday. If "he didn't mean it like that", then he needs to put on his adult pants, call in some media and explain what he was trying to say. Instead he currently appears to be hiding out hoping for the fuss to die down.

The bizarre story of what can happen when a seemingly smart lawyer goes off the deep end lawyersandliquor.com/2017/09/b

And Lyle Jeffs pleaded guilty to SNAP food stamp program fraud. He really had no other realistic option, since all of his co-defendants had taken plea deals, leaving him with no coherent defense deseretnews.com/article/865689

Well, I had not been keeping up with the FLDS...Lyle Jeffs, who escaped from court-ordered home detention, was arrested in South Dakota in June after a tip-off. He had been living a hobo fugitive life out of his car. slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2017

SovCit attempts to claim he is an "agricultural product" not a person at trial. Judge is underwhelmed, SovCit absconds and is subsequently found hiding in a house disguised as a woman, arrested and sentenced to a lot of jail time. I tell you, you cannot make this stuff up carolinacoastonline.com/news_t