guretsugu @guretsugu@mastodon.social

I need a cocktail

And some regular cock too.

I think it would be fun to work in a #startup environment

But I can't pay bills with equity and free food.

Anyone know some good smaller english-language instances? or a good resource to find one?

Apparently I need to watch more #DragRace because my #gay vocabulary is lacking.

Is there either a list or search function that allows one to find #instances by language and/or interests?

In CA, all the cars I see with pro-Trump bumper stickers are really shitty cars. This pleases me.

#gays on tumblr: I don't like being naked, it makes me uncomfortable.

10 mins later: *Posts underwear pic*

Debating migrating instances again.

So the Japanese finally went to bed and now my entire timeline is in Spanish.

#Muni: Delays for days. Being on time is for losers.

#BART: Hold my beer.

One disadvantage of being a salary employee: No overtime for being asked to work over the weekend.

Severely unimpressed with SF public transit today. #Muni you can do better.

Bill O'Reilly out at Fox News http://politi.co/2pCRmfT

Good riddance ya filthy bastard. I'm so tired of nasty straight-cis-white men getting on their "holier than though" high horse and telling us how terrible we are. Hopefully the damn horse tramples him on the way out

Would it be too #hipster of me to buy an old filmd SLR? My dSLR is outdated and doesn't really excite me anymore, but I feel bad not using the beautiful Pentax lenses I have.

So whenever I refresh the local timeline in #tusky it will only show up the most recent 20ish posts. Everything after those will be from when I refreshed it hours before. Is this just me or by design?

Seems like it would be more effective to send me a meeting invite BEFORE the meetings starts, not 15 minutes after... #work

I'm slightly miffed that I wasn't send any "thanks for interviewing me" emails.

I think the highway system has become sentient, knows when I'm trying to get to work early, and then intentionally causes collisions to bring everything to a standstill.

Somehow I got myself into a Wikipedia hole of #Naruto characters and now I have 20 chrome tabs open. What have I done.

I love my #macbook ... until I want to play #Steam games and then I'm sad.