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marshall mcluhan predicted the dancing baby gif on accident like a fucked up nostradamus

remembering the Who Wants to be a Millionaire computer game I got from a cereal box when I was a kid, in which, if you took a long time to select a number of players, Regis would start egging you on, then insulting you, then, exasperated, would angrily give up and the game would close itself

any other long-haired folks find it uncomfortable to wear it up? is that something you just have to get used to with time?

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*slaps roof of Delaware* this bad boy can fit so many Delawares in it

what's the international call prefix for space

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Please boost if it’s okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice, rant, vent, let something off your chest, or just have a nice chat.

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Please boost if your account is safe for non-binary people. :nonbinary: :nb:

_.castArray is my favorite tom hanks movie

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if someone uses divination magic and has a vision about Harry Potter's cousin that's a Dudley Premonition

part of me wonders if it's possible to have a space jam 2 that isn't completely irony-poisoned

(Pokémon Sun) love how nobody is fazed by the child riding a charging bull down the street in a goddamn evangelion suit

you can fit a square peg in a round hole if the hole has a diameter at least as large as the square's diagonal

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