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Quick, send @TheRock@twitter.com and Seann William Scott to investigate.
RT @Newsweek@twitter.com A paranormal researcher claims he found a time warp outside Las Vegas bit.ly/2MFJAK1

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Newsweek/status/10

Correction: David Lynch is a fucking idiot and I'll be damned before I watch anything he puts out ever again.
RT @KenLayne@twitter.com David Lynch said something weird but not wrong about the crumbling of America's political system & the opportunity presented by the hole left by the amoral, corrupt & rich political class. When it was used in bad faith, he replied: facebook.com/davidlynchofficia

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/KenLayne/status/10

Suspiria with just Jessica Harper.
RT @uren_marc@twitter.com New game. Remake any movie but with Muppets and only one human co-star. twitter.com/uren_marc/status/1

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/uren_marc/status/1

Some grad student just read this tweet and is now researching furiously.
RT @Neeerts@twitter.com What's the deal with certain species of fursona being heavily used by certain groups of people, like the ones without an obvious reason, like sloths being punk, a fuckload of deer being trans, 90%+ of opossums are queer socialist/anarchists

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Neeerts/status/101

@warrenellis@twitter.com WOULD TOSS THIS OUT AS BEING TOO MUCH.

WE LIVE IN THE STUPIDEST DYSTOPIA.
RT @MSignorile@twitter.com Seriously! ---> Melania wears jacket saying 'I REALLY DON'T CARE' to visit immigrants dailym.ai/2MG7k1r via @Femail@twitter.com

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/MSignorile/status/

I think a clear majority of the cast would be on board for this.
RT @McKelvie@twitter.com Ok, how about this, they pay for a The Last Jedi remake, and it's exactly the same but all the actors have to make their own laser and lightsaber noises.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/McKelvie/status/10

DAAAAAAAAMN.
RT @the_moviebob@twitter.com That's a hell of a thing.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/the_moviebob/statu

THIS IS NOT BETTER
RT @joshtpm@twitter.com Trump Signs Order To Keep Migrant Families Detained Together Indefinitely talkingpointsmemo.com/dc/trump via @TPM@twitter.com

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/joshtpm/status/100

BOO FUCKING HOO.
RT @RameshPonnuru@twitter.com This column explains that calling family separation "cruel" hurts the feelings of people who support it. wsj.com/articles/bush-family-v

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/RameshPonnuru/stat

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state.gov/secretary/remarks/20

OH FUCK OFF WITH THIS SHIT.
RT @olde_fortran@twitter.com Some of the typical bad actors in the RPG scene are trying to make "DnDGate" a thing, right up there with Gamergate. πŸ™„

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/olde_fortran/statu

youtube.com/watch?v=8G3HijCZkY twitter.com/EamonJavers/status
RT @EamonJavers@twitter.com Trump says Canadians are smuggling US goods into Canada to avoid tariffs: β€œThey buy shoes and they wear β€˜em. They scuff β€˜em up to make β€˜em sound old, or look old.”

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/EamonJavers/status

We're the bad guys.
RT @bpolitics@twitter.com BREAKING: Trump administration plans to announce its withdrawal from UN Human Rights Council on Tuesday, sources say bloom.bg/2tb6fGF

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/bpolitics/status/1

Short version: We can't be satisfied with beating Trump. The entire Republican Party must be burned to ash and scattered.