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The phenomenon of trans people often being in polyamourous casual long distance relationships is cool, good, and great for cheap overseas holidays.

Also I'm pretty sure every trans person is at least a friend of a friend of a friend of every other trans person which is also cool and good.

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Imagine, its xmas 2005, someone in your family gifts you a big-headed vinyl figurine of Iron Man, because you said in passing that you liked the movie. It's a cute toy! You put it on your mantle and thank them

Valentines day 2006 shows up, your partner remembers how much you enjoyed your xmas gift and gets you another to go along with it. You appreciate it, but dont love it, but you maybe try and oversell how much it means to you.

Friends come over throughout the year and they notice your budding collection and make note...you're the funko pop guy now

Your birthday,
Your anniversary
Every friend
Every relative
Every holiday

You know what's in every gift, those transparent white cubes
Those beady little eyes staring back at you

Are you anything other than an amalgamation of the pop culture you consume? Are you anything at all? You do your best, but you know you're not special. Does that mean you dont deserve to be happy? This is all you are distilled down to your loved ones

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Buddhist email server that gets rid of all attachments
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Furbys have front-facing eyes, because they are predators

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Death, USpol 

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i dont think making good art makes u an artist. u gotta make the deliberate decision to have a fucked up haircut and wear clothes that look like something you'd buy for a baby in 1988 before ill consider you an artist

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i think enbees is a cute and fun analogy for enbies :) some people are allergic to them and they attack on sight

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RT @bradleyrsimpson@twitter.com

The worldโ€™s richest nations are collectively spending the equivalent of 20% of a single F-35 fighter jet to fight forest fires which could speed the end of human civilization. twitter.com/ap/status/11659501

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/bradleyrsimpson/st

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[rhythmically clapping hands] when you're reducing science to its entertainment value, you don't "fucking love science", you want to fuck science and not call it back

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Shamelessly ripping off the style of @boldly to make this conveniently A4 sized poster

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possibly the most ratchet repair of my life today: fixed my e-reader by supergluing a tiny piece of plastic-coated cardboard between the power button and its contact ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ

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keep your friends close and your enbies closer

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nazism 

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Never underestimate the power of bitchiness. The entire reason why right wing douchebags hate "angry feminists" is because they put up a fight, and right wingers don't like that. Don't be afraid to get bitchy, to get outraged, or to be a man hating feminazi; because heaven knows we have a good reason to.

irony levels high..

as far as I know I've now been blocked by two accounts:

1 @fedilab, who I asked about their chumminess with Nazis

2 a random person who was calling for people to switch away from Fedilab, to whom I suggested some maybe-more-useful alternative actions

๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

last night I met a man who'd seen, and memorised large swathes of, Adam Curtis' "Century of the Self". he described Edward Bernays as an 'evil genius', and then went on to describe how the series had inspired him to start his own business... in marketing and communications ๐Ÿ™ˆ

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If you see me being pals with a creep, please feel like you can tell me and also consider that not everybody is in the Discords you are in, most people, in fact, are not

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