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The year is 3114

Peace and love rule the galaxy with an iron fist of tyrrany but nobody minds because it's all really pretty cool

Starships plow the gravity waves of deep space at relativistic speeds, taking humanity's AI children throughout the universe

And the personality reconstruction of Theodore T'so announces that, at long last, btrfs is production ready.

(As long as you don't touch RAID5, of course. There are some very nasty data corruption bugs there that will be fixed any day now.)

David A. Harding @harding

@icefox the steal from Arthur C. Clarke:

...Theodore T'so declared btrfs stable and ready for production use.

Linux users rejoiced, but then they looked up. Overhead, without any fuss, the stars began to wink out.