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good morning, remember that time I got to feed a baby kangaroo? 🦘😍

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good morning, why is the "trouble bell" so small? you'd think "trouble" would be the biggest, yeah?

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good morning, I went to this Beach House concert a few weeks ago and it was amazing

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good morning to all the Americans who insist on using customary units in lieu of the (far better) metric system

I see you, and I know you're not ready, and we'll all be waiting for you when you are❤️

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politics, amazon 

good morning to the Amazon recruiter who emailed me about a react native job opportunity, and who got a reply of "nah, you help put kids in cages"

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folks, can I get a "good morning" for my spiky friend here? they've got a Flappy Royale cosplay and they are looking SHARP.

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good morning, this calendar mobile that my coworker made really speaks to me.

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Good morning, this shuffleboard club's bathroom has strong cruise ship energy

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good morning! no funny photo today, instead I recommend checking out Letterkenny: a Canadian comedy show.

no other piece of art has so perfectly captured Canada's unique prudishness – the raw suppression of and incuriosity about sexuality – than this 3 minute sketch: youtube.com/watch?v=Q47Uq96lIL

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good morning, it's one of only six days a year where the Google Calendar logo matches the actual date

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Good morning.

I've worked at Artsy 5.5 years and over that time, lots of kitchen mugs have been replaced. And I recently noticed that I usually pick the mugs that have been here the longest, like me.

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good morning, I moved my jade plant too close to the window, too quickly, and it got a sunburn :(

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good morning, now that I’m out as bi, I can finally start recycling

(this is a JOKE, obviously me recycling was the first clue something was up 🤔)

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good morning, when there’s a new fash instance, what are you gonna do?

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good morning [cw Patrick Stewart, yelling, holding a pug, charging into battle with a gun]

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good morning, could someone get me clarification on which door to use, exactly? thx

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“ah oui, le good morning q’je connais” [cw crab smoking a cigarette]

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good morning. if you're asking me whether fighting for trans rights is worth risking a robot uprising, the answer, is yes, absolutely

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