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*dozens of memes fall out of my pocket* Oh no! My memes. There's memes everywhere. *uses twintail to pick up meme* *uses twintail to pick up meme* *uses twintail to pick up meme* *uses twintail to pick up meme*

h-h-hewwo mastowodonnies iiiiii *breaks my fucjing kneecaps off* o-oopsie woopsies >////<

People who say loli can be killed while still achieving the true pacifist ending.

lesbian rats?? lesbian rats.

🐀💕🐀

I Baked 🍽️ You A Pie 🥧
Oh Boy 👀 What Flavour
Pie
🅿️ ℹ️ :pika:
:sm64_p: :sm64_i: :sm64_e:

I WILL make vocaloid jokes and the fact that no one here gets them WILL NOT stop me.

If two guys were on the moon and they did surgery on a grape would that be fucked up or what

the Mastodon theme:
-Homestuck
-Rats
-Kins
-Komaeda
-Elon Musk
-Todd Howard
-UNcensored Porn

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