RT @dril@twitter.com
the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"

RT @KrangTNelson@twitter.com
riverdale rules bc archie goes to jail for murder and then escapes during an illegal bareknuckle boxing match and then while hiding in the woods gets attacked by a grizzly bear and when he finally makes it back to town everyone is like “damn dude. anyways the SATs are next week”

RT @hayley_is_gay@twitter.com
the wikipedia summary of the first episode of riverdale vs the most recent (minor spoilers)

you ever forget what you set your avatar to and get pleasantly surprised

lmao their conclusion is that i cant get my old gamertag back. but fortunately since they value my identity they....wont make me pay 15 dollars or whatever to solve this problem theyve created?

RT @hayley_is_gay@twitter.com
DEJA VU IVE BEEN HACKED IN THIS GAME BEFORE [LOUD]

they took my gamertag but gave me a fursona....equivalent exchange
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RT @mistydemeo@twitter.com
@hayley_is_gay Good news is they are in no form forcing you into a heterosexual gamertag?
twitter.com/mistydemeo/status/

hey @zandravandra@twitter.com am i getting royalties for being in your latest light novel
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RT @hayley_is_gay@twitter.com
ok u@zandravandra@twitter.comtly i was not banned they just changed my gamertag to something hilarious
twitter.com/hayley_is_gay/stat

ok update apparently i was not banned they just changed my gamertag to something hilarious

THEY'RE MAKING ME TAKE AN XBOX PROFANITY ENFORCEMENT QUIZ EHRHRGHG

shouts out to @XboxSupport@twitter.com for banning a lesbian because she had "gay" in her gamertag lmao

RT @FauxBen@twitter.com
let's just see what @hayley_is_gay@twitter.com's up to below dec--

the overwatch league equivalent of having the cleveland browns miraculously make it to the playoffs, immediately beat the patriots in the wild cards, then go on to win an excruciatingly close super bowl happened today and im very excited about it
GO SHANGHAI ESPECIALLY GEGURI

RT @ShanghaiDragons@twitter.com
Today means the world to us. It’s bittersweet, and the road we’ve walked to get here was never easy.

But to all the Dragons from the past and present,
To all the staff who work tirelessly for our sake,
To all the fans who always believed in us,
This win is for you. Thank you.

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