Torn between pizza & pretzels and Spicebox's Bombay Box (essentially biriyani).

Decisions, decisions...

Never be cruel, never be cowardly. Remember – hate is always foolish…and love, is always wise. Always try to be nice, and never fail to be kind.

-8°F (-22°C)outside, 62°F (17°C inside.

It's too damn cold.

I am too cold for being indoors wearing a sweater over thermal underwear.

Someone must've mistaken our office for a meat locker.

I have no freakin' idea how I'm going to get this gingerbread house downtown to my office tomorrow.

A toothpick has no nutritional value, but it's non-toxic. :D

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My gingerbread decorating philosophy is "anything goes as long as it's technically edible."

If you want to give any of my books as holiday gifts, you can buy them direct from me and I'll sign them.

vffpublishing.com/2017/12/04/b

Just sayin'

Qaliah needs a new pair of... something... I'm sure there's something she wan..err needs... mastodon.social/media/3FVv2C4J

Hrm. I don't particularly want what I brought for lunch today.

With most everyone in the office at an off-site sales meeting, it's delightfully quiet in here this morning. I wish it could be like this all the time.

My wife did the unthinkable: we agreed not to buy each other Christmas presents 'cause we're building a new house and she went and BOUGHT ME A GIFT.

Someone needs to open a Ramen place within a short walk of my office.

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