healyn @healyn@mastodon.social

Why did i do this? Why am i like this?

if you eat people for fun, i think that's wrong

hot people should get their faces sandblasted so they can fit in with the rest of us. as a mercy for them

Honestly I’m just very grateful for Mastodon as it is and I’m grateful for everything that it’s not

does it seem weird to anyone else that larry, matt, and healyn cover three different time zones, so that they wreck havoc on the timeline around the clock?

why yall watchin fucking eurovision especially this year

This is some official shit

video of me pronouncing Ayn Rand correctly

cute binch coffee time with @morae and @ghostlyeleanor

Watching Eugen struggling with how both versions ended up. 🌻🛠️☀️

@healyn i'd rather subtoot!!

hate when i'm the new first year head coach of the New York Jets

It's Byz if he had a conservative profile picture

im at my moms and i get to see this good boy

I'm glad I came home to my beautiful cat who tries to eat the sequins off my incredibly tacky shirt

join me in the barefoot is illegal movement. we want everyone to shower with socks on

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@gayalien forget it Conner, it's Radical Town