healyn
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sticking my junk in a shoebox full of silica gel packets so i can learn to enjoy video games
healyn
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damn, Springsteen sure liked to sing about roads
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healyn
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one time the subject of marriage came up at a party and I said that divorce was a good result of bad marriages and the solution to the divorce rate is fewer marriages, and a Marine I had never met before literally puffed up and stared me down like an aggressive dog because (as I later found out) he was abusing his wife and assumed I (a stranger to him) was talking about his marriage
The Boys is a good show because the main protagonist is a Billy Joel fan. This is how I judge anything
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watched the end game movie. it was cool the way they pulled the switcharoo with the glove
healyn
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fine, fuck you then *unjokerfies your you*
healyn
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A lovely young woman tried to card me for a beer and I had left my wallet at home, I said "I appreciate it but, I'm 37 years old" and pulled down my mask to show my salt and pepper mustache. That wasn't enough, so I pulled up my sleeve and said "I have a tattoo that's old enough to order a beer" and she capitulated
Dr. Manhattan answered the age-old question, "what if we created a superhero who's an introvert?"
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it is funny that my embarassing teen phase was being really really into ben folds
Gab twitter post
a right-wing dope will literally get shot by his golden retriever while trying to recreate this
Gab twitter post
did someone hack their account or is this just what they do? the dog has a gun
@radicalrobit happy birthday!!!!
healyn
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it was so fucked up to learn Creed is a christian band
i thought it was rude when Nas said to Jay-Z, "Eminem murdered you on your own shit"
My opinion is both Jay-Z and Eminem put in a lot of effort. All I hear is strong teamwork, and two gentlemen making a great song, together!
US vs UK food
there's a place in upstate new york where their delicacy is literally called a "garbage plate", and it is so much better than anything england can offer
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my allpro.social account is @jetsmetsclown
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