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sticking my junk in a shoebox full of silica gel packets so i can learn to enjoy video games

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damn, Springsteen sure liked to sing about roads

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whattaya say

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one time the subject of marriage came up at a party and I said that divorce was a good result of bad marriages and the solution to the divorce rate is fewer marriages, and a Marine I had never met before literally puffed up and stared me down like an aggressive dog because (as I later found out) he was abusing his wife and assumed I (a stranger to him) was talking about his marriage

The Boys is a good show because the main protagonist is a Billy Joel fan. This is how I judge anything

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watched the end game movie. it was cool the way they pulled the switcharoo with the glove

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A lovely young woman tried to card me for a beer and I had left my wallet at home, I said "I appreciate it but, I'm 37 years old" and pulled down my mask to show my salt and pepper mustache. That wasn't enough, so I pulled up my sleeve and said "I have a tattoo that's old enough to order a beer" and she capitulated

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Dr. Manhattan answered the age-old question, "what if we created a superhero who's an introvert?"

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it is funny that my embarassing teen phase was being really really into ben folds

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Gab twitter post 

a right-wing dope will literally get shot by his golden retriever while trying to recreate this

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Gab twitter post 

did someone hack their account or is this just what they do? the dog has a gun

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i thought it was rude when Nas said to Jay-Z, "Eminem murdered you on your own shit"

My opinion is both Jay-Z and Eminem put in a lot of effort. All I hear is strong teamwork, and two gentlemen making a great song, together!

US vs UK food 

there's a place in upstate new york where their delicacy is literally called a "garbage plate", and it is so much better than anything england can offer

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