healyn @healyn@mastodon.social

kinsey? you kinsey that bullshit out of my face. if i had my way they would only offer gay marriages

THIS PAGE is a SKA-FREE ZONE

Sometimes I remember that cowboys exist and then I get really horny, sorry everybody.

jordan peterson: the world can be seen as a struggle between order and chaos

10 million insufferable nerds: holy shut.... its just like one of my japanese animes.....

@healyn healyn shows Cellino and Barnes the meaning of firm

downside to have 110 tabs open in chrome: forgetting what the fuck you were doing that took up 45 minutes, just a few minutes ago

*us president voice* ah, killing, my favorite pastime,

if i learned anything from the green day song it’s the september is when the troops go back to the war after summer break

very little chance I will ever see a subtoot go hog wild

Gritty says he’s sorry for bullying you in grade school. He says you didn’t deserve it and he tries to make you feel included whenever he can. Gritty likes books now.

@healyn don't you just want to sink your teeth into the thick, shiny green pineapple skin though. doesn't it look appealing healyn??

@healyn maybe we have different understandings of the word "berry" or "pineapple" or "is" then

When I lived in Glen iris my local swimming pool was called theHarold Holt Memorial Swimming Centre, named after an Aussie prime minister who famously drowned lmao what a country

Milli Vanilli is short for Millicent Vanillicent

@matt go choke on a parma, you bloated pink skinned mole man