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sometimes i look up at the moon and think, know who else is looking at that very same moon? MILFs in my area. and it puts me at ease

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the people i follow on this site are some of the smartest, most literate people i've ever come across, and their most popular posts are like, "taint smell like a fam"

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Why did i do this? Why am i like this?

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Meta callout post, cannibalism Show more

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hot people should get their faces sandblasted so they can fit in with the rest of us. as a mercy for them

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Honestly I’m just very grateful for Mastodon as it is and I’m grateful for everything that it’s not

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does it seem weird to anyone else that larry, matt, and healyn cover three different time zones, so that they wreck havoc on the timeline around the clock?

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why yall watchin fucking eurovision especially this year

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Watching Eugen struggling with how both versions ended up. 🌻🛠️☀️

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hate when i'm the new first year head coach of the New York Jets

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I'm glad I came home to my beautiful cat who tries to eat the sequins off my incredibly tacky shirt

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join me in the barefoot is illegal movement. we want everyone to shower with socks on

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