one time the subject of marriage came up at a party and I said that divorce was a good result of bad marriages and the solution to the divorce rate is fewer marriages, and a Marine I had never met before literally puffed up and stared me down like an aggressive dog because (as I later found out) he was abusing his wife and assumed I (a stranger to him) was talking about his marriage
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watched the end game movie. it was cool the way they pulled the switcharoo with the glove
A lovely young woman tried to card me for a beer and I had left my wallet at home, I said "I appreciate it but, I'm 37 years old" and pulled down my mask to show my salt and pepper mustache. That wasn't enough, so I pulled up my sleeve and said "I have a tattoo that's old enough to order a beer" and she capitulated
Gab twitter post
a right-wing dope will literally get shot by his golden retriever while trying to recreate this
@radicalrobit happy birthday!!!!
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