healyn @healyn@mastodon.social
CEO of Apple Incorporated
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my allpro.social account is @jetsmetsclown
Joined Aug 2018
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The nature of the mastodon timeline is ephemeral. If a toot goes unboosted within 30 seconds, it's lost to eternity. In other words, I believe Eugen has shadow banned me
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The moth is on the light fixture and Loki wants the moth. He must have the moth
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might fuck around and bite the hand that feeds me
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@garfiald i know its fucked up. but "shit" is one of the last few apolitical threats. 99% of ppl on both sides of the spectrum dont like it
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eugen when he sees people on h3re start a lobbying campaign to add a "shitting" button that enables you to "shit" on select profiles
one time in the 90s during Thanksgiving week, i cut my afternoon classes and went to a taping of Conan. the show was set to air that Friday, and the audience was forced to applaud when Conan came out and asked if everyone had a great Thanksgiving
that's the day i learned showbiz is all a giant lie
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Pretending to be an American so I can seem even more pretentious when I say I read books in their original French version
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Joe Biden starts an only fans in bid to keep open the government & prisons
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dracula does not scare me. i will never be intimidated by someone who wears a cape
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We have a single toilet in our unfinished basement and I am totally ordering this because why the heck not.
many folks are saying Bruce's "I'm on Fire" is the horniest song of all time
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hi im lexi, 22, and according to science i dont know how to read
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another year, another People's Sexiest Man Alive shunning. not sure what else i have to do at this point 💔
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"it's a republic, not a democracy!", i shout as i allow the east river to slowly engulf me
CEO of Apple Incorporated
he/him
my allpro.social account is @jetsmetsclown
Joined Aug 2018
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