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sometimes i look up at the moon and think, know who else is looking at that very same moon? MILFs in my area. and it puts me at ease

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the people i follow on this site are some of the smartest, most literate people i've ever come across, and their most popular posts are like, "taint smell like a fam"

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my avatar is the crafty wizard baseball hiding behind the court walls and cackling to itself as you're sentenced to baseball jail for crimes against the baseball kingdom that he framed you for

Just gonna throw it out there that @popstar is an awesome person and I think the world of her

Is there a reason why a bunch of people changed instances?

Healyn Shazam'd Kokomo by The Beach Boys feat. John Stamos. Healyn also commented, "classic track!"

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@​healyn@​mastodon.social healyn is a passionate affair going on for the exact same pic on twitter - 3 likes

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@healyn @ross as someone who works with computers for a living, this makes me very angry for a completely different reason than it would have a few years ago

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drama in the wildlife photography world as a drone photographer gets australian geographic nature photographer of the year... this is the discourse i crave

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jer's cum on a ritz cracker post has been making me spiral for 10+ months straight becuause it isnt even a ritz cracker and it was so funny that i was convinced through mental manipulation

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nsfw shark tank shitpost 

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"I don't know what the term "dialectical materialism" means count me out Mr. Marx"

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cum on a ritz cracker 

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about to go to sleep, but before i do so, i'm boosting jer's cum ritz post

it's CW'd, so it's on you

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I was on the local TL on accident and it took me way too long to realize it

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i ship healyn and brookos mom and so should all of you

also reminds me there's gonna be a big time McCain 1-year anniversary hagiography coming up within the next couple weeks

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