healoween (shut up) @healyn@mastodon.social

@helldude fuck off dumbass

there's nothing worse in this world than baseball

“Untitled Moose Game” you’re a moose and you’re trying NOT to bother anyone, but you’re wreaking absolute havoc on the town because you’re a gargantuan clattering moose

making a bot that automatically untags laser

Look at her cute expression

#Mastocats #Cats #Mastodev #DorisTheCat

i met my wife in team fortress 2 now we have 3 beautiful children brandyn amanda and heavy weapons guy =]

Trying to imagine a British burrito, MFrs probably put like, beans in them.

What have I done to deserve this ad

@healyn

it's not really a complicated profession, you find the dude and get the bounty, like i get the idea from the name "bounty hunter"

Werner Herzog saying, "Bounty hunting is a complicated profession. Don't you agree?" in a Star Wars show sounds like a shitpost someone here would say, and I'm happy it's real

she’s finally here, posting for you! it’s the worst member of the DK crew

Enjoy this picture of a white bellbird, the Loudest Bird In The World

If you don't want to subscribe but still want to read, again, 2500 words about a Lifetime movie, you can read it here https://tinyletter.com/pixleyamelia/letters/family-of-lies

I am sorry but I will be boosting this a bunch due to the confusing mixture of pride and shame I am feeling here

I think I want to grow a mullet

This is a very KPMG kind of move there, EY.