every post i see from that heathcliff bot pisses me off. but i cant stop following it

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many people don't know that "napoleon complex" refers to the puff pastry industry. controlled the States back in the early 1900s

to quote Taft, "as puff pastries go, so goes the world"

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i don't know how to say this, so i'm just gonna come right out with it

baby yoda is dead

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i sometimes get inured to just how evil the current US administration is, but these are people who are clearly willing to sacrifice the lives of children if they believe it will lead to more votes in november

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When Betsy Devos became the US Secretary of Education, it brought to light some institutions funded by the Devos family, which led to one of the most incredible article "updates" I've ever seen:

"Due to the confusion it brought, I have removed “bring back child labor” from the title"

blog.acton.org/archives/89837-

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Not to brag, but I’m probably the gayest gunsmith in North America

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selfie 

Good evening Party People, yr boi gave himself the ol' #3 all over for the first time in like 20 years

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CW: Healyn's kinks 

@healyn SO TAKE A LOOK AT ME NOW

THERE'S JUST AN EMPTY SPACE

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correcting everyone's grammar by telling them "it's whom" whether it is or not

"how are you?"
"it's WHOM are you"

everyone is gonna love me :blobcat:

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me, doing bad accents 

i've been talking to myself in these voices for two days, and i am NOT getting better at it.

anyway, here's lucky luciano and meyer lansky pitching an idea to some movie execs

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i think they should stop making movies about people who are dead. they had their run. now it's "ah toin" ("our turn"...this is in lucky luciano from boardwalk empire's voice)

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ok so imagine this except if i had those light up rave gloves. would be sick right?

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i've been re-watching a lot of this show, so i want to make it clear that everything i post is in lucky luciano's accent

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After weeks of protests over racial injustice, the NBA has announced plans to ban Celtics fans

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