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the people i follow on this site are some of the smartest, most literate people i've ever come across, and their most popular posts are like, "taint smell like a fam"

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The nature of the mastodon timeline is ephemeral. If a toot goes unboosted within 30 seconds, it's lost to eternity. In other words, I believe Eugen has shadow banned me

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kinsey? you kinsey that bullshit out of my face. if i had my way they would only offer gay marriages

amazing to me how many people dont know Freud is pronounced "Frood"

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hornt for lesbian cowboys Show more

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jordan peterson: the world can be seen as a struggle between order and chaos

10 million insufferable nerds: holy shut.... its just like one of my japanese animes.....

they're called "tankies" because they enjoy making love to tanks, and i think that's beautiful

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@healyn healyn shows Cellino and Barnes the meaning of firm

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downside to have 110 tabs open in chrome: forgetting what the fuck you were doing that took up 45 minutes, just a few minutes ago

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*us president voice* ah, killing, my favorite pastime,

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if i learned anything from the green day song it’s the september is when the troops go back to the war after summer break

getting unfollowed en masse when i say my favorite kanye album is MBDTF

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Gritty says he’s sorry for bullying you in grade school. He says you didn’t deserve it and he tries to make you feel included whenever he can. Gritty likes books now.

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@healyn don't you just want to sink your teeth into the thick, shiny green pineapple skin though. doesn't it look appealing healyn??

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@healyn maybe we have different understandings of the word "berry" or "pineapple" or "is" then

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When I lived in Glen iris my local swimming pool was called theHarold Holt Memorial Swimming Centre, named after an Aussie prime minister who famously drowned lmao what a country

a pineapple is just a bunch of berries. nature is fucked up

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@matt go choke on a parma, you bloated pink skinned mole man

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