just remembered the best wedding thank you card ive ever received
@healyn You play Poison, you expect a full-throated singalong. Them’s the rules.
@remulacfrommars right? what are you gonna do, not sing it? fuck that
@healyn Yeah I guess that's more wedding-y
@healyn this is a perfect note, everything about it is flawless
@Tasnyx i think my favorite part is the "Love" at the end
@healyn this note has strong italian energy especially the "big whoop!!"
@Tasnyx oh yea, ridiculously italian
@healyn disrupting an italian wedding is more direct action than i think any of us will ever experience in our lives
@Tasnyx it's definitely risky
@healyn I’m crying omg
@healyn It sounds like you made that wedding AWESOME
@hummingrain there's just no pleasing some people smh
@healyn real life fucking superhero right here.
@comradetaylorswift ah it was just a check
@pig yea, i felt like i was doing it the right way
@healyn fantastic, outstanding, never been so proud of someone
@healyn I don't think I could do a dance that isn't "erratic, unconventional, and non-Christian"
@healyn lmfao fuck those people weddings are for going hard
@kew i shouldve mentioned in my post that the groom is one of my best friends and he was just fucking around
@healyn lmfao i hope you asked if you could get the gift back
@healyn also....... *is* there such a thing as a classy dj????
@pbandkate oh boy, i really shouldve mentioned that the groom is one of my best friends and he was just fucking around (but no, there's no such thing as a classy DJ)
@healyn aaaaaahahahahaha i was fully reading this as an earnest angry note im glad that it was not but holy shit that would have been good
@pbandkate it would be waaaayyy funnier if it were serious
@healyn im dying
@healyn YOUR NAME IS JOHN???!!!!
@matt every white american male over the age of 30 is named John
@healyn you are exactly as white as me lol
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