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just remembered the best wedding thank you card ive ever received

@healyn You play Poison, you expect a full-throated singalong. Them’s the rules.

@remulacfrommars right? what are you gonna do, not sing it? fuck that

@healyn this is a perfect note, everything about it is flawless

@Tasnyx i think my favorite part is the "Love" at the end

@healyn this note has strong italian energy especially the "big whoop!!"

@healyn disrupting an italian wedding is more direct action than i think any of us will ever experience in our lives

@pig yea, i felt like i was doing it the right way

@healyn I don't think I could do a dance that isn't "erratic, unconventional, and non-Christian"

@healyn lmfao fuck those people weddings are for going hard

@kew i shouldve mentioned in my post that the groom is one of my best friends and he was just fucking around

@healyn lmfao i hope you asked if you could get the gift back

@healyn also....... *is* there such a thing as a classy dj????

@pbandkate oh boy, i really shouldve mentioned that the groom is one of my best friends and he was just fucking around (but no, there's no such thing as a classy DJ)

@healyn aaaaaahahahahaha i was fully reading this as an earnest angry note im glad that it was not but holy shit that would have been good

@pbandkate it would be waaaayyy funnier if it were serious

@Excuse_haver @pbandkate we just call him Joe (im not gonna give him the satisfaction of recognizing his fancy name)

@matt every white american male over the age of 30 is named John

@matt @healyn idk you guys should fight over who likes Phil Collins more to figure it out

@matt @larrydavis jesus christ...at least the "i rock" tattoo isnt in this one

@matt @larrydavis it is. it's also confirmation that youre slightly whiter than i am

@healyn @larrydavis how many fancy dress thirtieth birthdays parties have you attended in a Roman toga?

@matt @larrydavis you know the answer is zero, and this is a transparent excuse on your part to post a picture of yourself in a toga

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