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Sonic the Hedgehog does not even look like a hedgehog. More of a rat-human hybrid. An atrocity. Is he a hero, or a one-way ticket to the health inspector shutting down your goddamn restaurant?

Tell this fella to take a hike imo

@healyn
Rats are noble animals and pizza rat is a hero we all need today.

@whiskeysailor pizza rat is a fraud. i'm afraid you've been snookered

@healyn
No!!! (I yell as tears run down my checks) stop!!! He is not a fraud!!! (I scream as a I run away)

@healyn Healyn, if you will pardon the correction, Sonic's design is quite in line with the appearance of most hedgehogs (see below)

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