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any time i have a social event coming up, i make sure to check out a random wikipedia page beforehand. then i steer every conversation towards walruses or whatever the fuck i've just read up on

@healyn Arriving at the dinner party ready to stun everyone with my extensive knowledge of notable people that were born in or died during 1973

@snakeboy the fucked up thing is, if i met someone at a dinner party who wanted to tell me about this, i'd be interested in listening

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Waiting patiently for anyone to mention anything French so I can launch into Napoleon III facts

@bee otherwise you get stuck with "what do you do for a living?" or whatever, which is terrible

@healyn Taking notes furiously. This is life-coach material.

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