HERZOG (upon seeing Baby Yoda): I should not expect to see a more beautiful creature. the existence of Baby Yoda is proof of the existence of God. I am crying
HERZOG (upon seeing Chewbacca): Life is but a cruel game. There can be no God. No God would allow this hairy, indifferent beast, with the eyes of Satan himself
@healyn Werner Herzog's Star Wars character name is Werner Herzog.
@healyn Darth Vader, looking over the bounty hunters: I want General Solo brought to me alive. NO disintegrations:
Werner Herzog: We all disintegrate. Human life starts as ash in the womb of our mothers and ends as ash in the womb of Mother Earth, yet both women are uncaring of our fates, lost in the twine of their own failures to prevent our deaths before we have a chance to suffer alongside them.
Darth Vader: uh what
@breakfastgolem @healyn Herzog: "As the wheel of time itself powers the ceaseless millstone of our lives, so too will my time in this match be your inevitable demise. As the Americans say, my grits are yours to kiss."
Jodorowsky: "Is this not the very spirit of the young and excitable child? Wild, destructive, heedless of sense, but fundamentally welded to the very wellspring of creativity. Yes, yes, I embrace this holy single moment, the eternal now of kicking your ass!"
@healyn now do Zizek.
@healyn u obviously have never seen lumpy
@JohnBrownJr is this one of those things where you call your dick "lumpy" and it's just an excuse to post another dick pic?
@healyn no lumpy is chewie’s kid. off you saw it u would not be saying this about chewie. chewie’s cursedness is a candle to lumpy’s sun.
@JohnBrownJr i haven't watched the mandalorian because i refuse to subscribe to disney+ out of principle*
*i don't know how to and don't care to learn how to
@healyn what. god no. disney plus my dick. watch the original Star Wars Holiday Special that aired before empire came out. before disney ruined the franchise
@JohnBrownJr fuck! i do need to see that
@JohnBrownJr did...did you watch this whole thing?
@healyn of course. even the commercials
@JohnBrownJr jesus fucking christ...Itchy and Lumpy. i'm sorry, did they say Jefferson Starship?
@healyn yeah that’s the name of the band
@healyn there’s an incredible cartoon segment that introduces the character boba fett for the very first time
@healyn What if Chewbacca holds Baby Yoda
@alexbuzzbee i cant speak for werner herzog, but i'd be cool with it
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