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bought all this emergency bucket food in April, but turns out my local deli never shut down, so i just ended up getting sandwiches every day.

long story short, i ate one bucket of mac and cheese, the rest is in mint condition. asking $2k or best offer (trust me, this stuff would be michelin-rated if michelin rated food buckets)

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@healyn i mean, buying a year-long survival kit of bland food without veggies is sort of the ultimate white guy thing to do, when it comes down to brass tacks, so i had to ask

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@PublicChaffinch @patience pretty cool that we haven't chatted in a few weeks, and this is the first comment i see?

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@healyn @patience i feel guilty, but not guilty enough to buy your buckets

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@healyn the best part for me is how expensive this is

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@healyn lmao when I saw it I didn't think about the price then I realize it's literally more than I spend on not-dining-out in a year, although to be fair that's without the zombie apocalypse premium

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@healyn ill give you two thousand dollars for a year's worth of sludge thank you

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@healyn that is some very beige food

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@Taweret there's clearly some paiella there. nothing better than shellfish from a room temp bucket, that's what i always say

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@healyn there is also what appears to be mashed potatoes with a strawberry garnish?

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@Taweret just buy my fucking food buckets, ok?

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@Taweret @healyn "make your own garbage plate at home, anytime you want"

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@patience @healyn

currently imagining an old timey street vendor selling these:

"We got starches here! Buckets of starches! Just $90 a bucket! Get your starches here!"

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@healyn this looks like hometown buffet in a bucket 👀

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@mo it's probably whatever they didn't sell that night

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@healyn
I'm laughing but I bought a 14kg sack of flour in March.

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