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whenever i come across a group of people engaged in a spirited debate, i barge right in and say, "listen, i'm as flat earth as they come, but this asshole is full of shit", and point to whichever person i feel is physically the weakest

@bryceyoungquist this is fucked up! you're not supposed to turn this around on me, Bryce Youngquist!

@healyn it is possible that there are other weaker people, with less powerful shirts

@healyn shit! fuck! ah dang!
wait no, I'm an Australian, listen to my quirky accent!
a-ha! what say you now?
the crowd, clearly understanding that i am a mere simpleton, turn upon you.
"boo," they say. "he was just walking here," they accuse

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