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"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause" is a classic holiday tune about a guy getting cucked by the jolly Dutch pervert, Santa Clause

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@healyn The song is from the point of view of the husband, who is forced to refer to his wife as “Mommy.”

@healyn It’s fine. He is paying “Santa” to do this.

@healyn Or as they call him up north, the Red Bull Full Of Jelly

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