George Orwell is rolling over in his grave right now
And someone needs to do something about it, because a corpse is not supposed to do that
@breakfastgolem never
@healyn Fair enough.
@Counsel @breakfastgolem @healyn don't do it, healyn, you are the focal point for this timeline. think of a tower by the sea, ignore the ringing in your ears, it's not real. can you see the tower?
@healyn mods!
@healyn Spookier if he's grooving to "Rolling in the Deep".
@healyn i guess it's up to me to kill George Orwell again (3rd time)
@healyn [sighing heavily] zing
@healyn if you insist *presses the ☢️ button*
@healyn I thought about this and the best idea I've had so far is to harness the rotational energy to generate electricity.
@healyn we should attach something to his head and his feet so we could use the grave-rolling to generate energy
@healyn go to bed healyn