I only have one thing on my christmas list and it's an orbital ring network / bridge to the moon

spoilers for sure for The Irishman 

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

@healyn trying this cool new thing where I don’t know, some cunt”

the father (healyn), the son (matt) and the unhealthy culture of toxic masculinity

spoilers for sure for The Irishman 

looking forward to going to my grandma's house for christmas eve and having my family shame me because i never learned to juggle bowling pins

taking your grandma to bingo and then we’re doing some other stuff i won’t force you to think about

kicked out of my grandma's house because i dont "spark joy"? what does that mean?

if you haven't convinced your grandma to invest in a ponzi scheme, you have no right to claim you live the "rise and grind" lifestyle

i wish my grandma would stop asking me whether there's a statute of limitations on murder, and just do what she's gonna do already

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