healyn @healyn@mastodon.social

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Recruiting a group of people to stand directly in opposition against proud boys. We're called the "Boastful Lads"

@healyn for a second there I was afraid I'd have to mask up and get it the old fashioned way

y'all got some spare leg blood?

i used to think i was really annoying as a person but then i met @Red and i felt a lot better

mariachi with beat breaks

trust no one but google map

@healyn photos of healyn emerge flashing three distinct gang signs simultaneously

I just want to be unconditionally, universally beloved is that too much to ask

why music go all wobbly when yawn ?

Yo if i get one more bug bite im gonna lose my shit

@ross put me out of my misery

Before they invented hair plugs they used to just euthanize guys whose hairlines started to recede. Frankly, it was more humane and we should go back to that.

hp lovecraft used too many adjectives. im not afraid to say it. cut it out, chump.

Thanos saying “perfectly balanced... as all things should be” is the worst thing to happen to the accounting profession since Enron.

folks, i hate to say it: even the smartest mastodon poster is a dumbass dipshit and we all have to be okay with that

My favorite ad is the one in which a guy buys his elderly father an Alexa to keep him busy on his long day of living in isolation. It’s so bleak