healyn @healyn@mastodon.social

Ahh yes, the classic metal playlist. Megadeth, iron maiden, sabbaton, Phil Collins,,,

I just went sock-shoe-sock-shoe

the house screams “bachelor”

Out of posts, heres something

Selfie - ec

me, reaping what i have sown: who thought this was a good idea!

But can it recognize a new @matt screen name?

tattoo idea: its me and bart simpson smoking weed, both of our eyes are bleeding, we are in hell

Oh no...

Fake Carl for my real friends and Real Carl for my fake friends

@dirt Looking back at this interaction, this girl was definitely into me. Whoops. #dirtTour

Reply to this post and i will do a toot impersonating you

bumbling all over the tl like a fucking asshole

@healyn @LuigiEsq ban this man

@j997922 all 200,000+ of you are following me now

taking over .social in a coup and ruling it scar style with strange porn phishing bots and mods who post hot takes more than they do actual work

the bus just passed a t-mobile store with the tagline "nobody connects more than mariners fans" on a sign and buddy, i sure wish the mariners batters did

good prank to do: put 1000 USD in a secured envelope and then write my address on the front of it with appropriate postage and then drop it in a mail box. it'll be hilarious!

Jeeeeeeeez

#FF maybe the most underrated poster here, @wandrew